Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"
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dinner preparation with dogs supervision
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor
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Seth Meyers showed his audience a picture of Trump and three Teslas on the White House lawn and he said: "I see four things in this picture that need to be charged." #humor #politics #criminaljustice
When asked about which countries that may be placed under his next travel ban, he replied "Wouldn't that be a stupid thing for me to say?".
Adding, "NOBODY expects My Travel Ban! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise .... Our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency .... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Putin."
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GM: you received a magical boon - what do you wish for?
Wyrmling, really into role playing his middle aged "parent" character: "the ability to awake well rested after a night's sleep!"
GM: nice, 50xp for staying in character, and not min-maxing. Granted!
https://www.usluck.com/472079/dei-when-its-convenient/ DEI when it’s convenient #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor
I get a kick out of this "budget meal hack" trending hashtag on #scoopz at the moment.
It's always WAY over complicated, and made with processed food, and not actually budget because it costs like 3+ dollars a meal.
If you actually learn how to #cook #baking use staples/seasoning, and plan ahead, THAT is the real budget meal hack.
Don't say you need money. I do this on #disability
The economy is crashing. You should learn now, it'll save ya later.
scoopzapp.com#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.
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"Is not a bug but an undocumented feature", is one of my favorite phrases in software development.
Other is, "if you have a problem that gets solved with regular expressions, now you have two problems".
Any others SFW?
See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.
Caturday is always the best time to drop a new Mr.Mittens and the Yowltones album cover.
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I think I would have listened the first time! 
#Joke #Jokes #Crime #Humor #Dog #Dogs #Parrot #Parrots #Christian #ChristianJoke
(Originally found on Instagram. )
“Wanna come over and try all of Sabrina Carpenter’s positions?”
#flirting #humor #sabrinacarpenter #haveyouevertriedthisone?
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