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Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Mark A. Rayner<p>Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dog</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/otter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>otter</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/otters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>otters</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a></p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
PointOfNo<p>dinner preparation with dogs supervision<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
KealaKay<p>Ultimate fight er, fun<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dogsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
RonSupportsYou<p>Seth Meyers showed his audience a picture of Trump and three Teslas on the White House lawn and he said: "I see four things in this picture that need to be charged." <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/criminaljustice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>criminaljustice</span></a></p>
«Harvey Esquire»<p>When asked about which countries that may be placed under his next travel ban, he replied "Wouldn't that be a stupid thing for me to say?". </p><p>Adding, "NOBODY expects My Travel Ban! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise .... Our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency .... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Putin."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Saturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Saturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/weird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weird</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a></p>
Pseudo Nym<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.zergy.net/@Enalys" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Enalys</span></a></span> </p><p>GM: you received a magical boon - what do you wish for? </p><p>Wyrmling, really into role playing his middle aged "parent" character: "the ability to awake well rested after a night's sleep!"</p><p>GM: nice, 50xp for staying in character, and not min-maxing. Granted!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ttrpg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ttrpg</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
USLUCK<p><a href="https://www.usluck.com/472079/dei-when-its-convenient/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">usluck.com/472079/dei-when-its</span><span class="invisible">-convenient/</span></a> DEI when it’s convenient <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Political" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Political</span></a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/PoliticalHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoliticalHumor</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity<p>I get a kick out of this "budget meal hack" trending hashtag on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scoopz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scoopz</span></a> at the moment.</p><p>It's always WAY over complicated, and made with processed food, and not actually budget because it costs like 3+ dollars a meal.</p><p>If you actually learn how to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cook" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cook</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/baking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>baking</span></a> use staples/seasoning, and plan ahead, THAT is the real budget meal hack.</p><p>Don't say you need money. I do this on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/disability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>disability</span></a> </p><p>The economy is crashing. You should learn now, it'll save ya later.</p><p><a href="https://scoopzapp.com/n/0zhuddDj?ctype=native_video&amp;nid=3857500479402&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1742061982&amp;actBtn=videoShare" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">scoopzapp.com/n/0zhuddDj?ctype</span><span class="invisible">=native_video&amp;nid=3857500479402&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1742061982&amp;actBtn=videoShare</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Maho Pacheco 🦝🍻<p>"Is not a bug but an undocumented feature", is one of my favorite phrases in software development.</p><p>Other is, "if you have a problem that gets solved with regular expressions, now you have two problems".</p><p>Any others SFW?</p><p> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
kurtsh<p>See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cars</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/germans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>germans</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elonmusk</span></a></p>
Mark A. Rayner<p>Caturday is always the best time to drop a new Mr.Mittens and the Yowltones album cover.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/cat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cat</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caturday</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/catsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/catstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a></p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Stitch26<p>I think I would have listened the first time! 🤣</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dog</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Parrot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parrot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Parrots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parrots</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Christian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christian</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChristianJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChristianJoke</span></a> </p><p>(Originally found on Instagram. )</p>
Martine Nyx<p>“Wanna come over and try all of Sabrina Carpenter’s positions?”</p><p><a href="https://me.dm/tags/flirting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>flirting</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/sabrinacarpenter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sabrinacarpenter</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/haveyouevertriedthisone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>haveyouevertriedthisone</span></a>?</p>
Inspirobot<p>Your daily dose of true inspiration.<br><a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/dailyinspiration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dailyinspiration</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivationalquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivationalquote</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/motivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>motivation</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://rockosbasilisk.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <br>Credit <a href="https://inspirobot.me" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">inspirobot.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>